My Bed Is My Soulmate Alarm Is A Clock-Blocker Hoodie | Funny Hoodie

This cozy Gildan hoodie wraps you in a relaxed, familiar mood — the kind of comfort that makes staying in feel like an event. The central graphic reads with playful sarcasm about mornings, pairing bold red tones and a cartoon alarm clock to capture the grumpy-sleep energy many of us secretly relate to. Thick, brushed fabric and a roomy kangaroo pocket invite slow mornings, late-night movie marathons, or messy hair days. It’s built to be lived in: durable knit, matched drawcord, and soft tear-away label keep comfort front and center while the vibrant DTF/DTG print holds its color wash after wash.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton–poly blend for warmth with a soft hand and resilient finish

- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner fit and reduced waste

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket

- Durable DTF/DTG prints on chest and optional DTF wrist/sleeve prints; embroidery available

- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for scratch-free comfort

-Unisex design, check sizing chart

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat (don't iron image)

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed